Here is a description of a dark princess who is in control of a totalitarian slave country who lives in the middle of the dark woods:
As I stood outside my house, the hairs on my neck stood up with fear as the dark princess entered the village.
Her hair was black as coal, and parted perfectly down the middle. Her skin was pale and thin like sheets of paper. As I unwittingly stared into her eyes, I saw two small black holes going all the way back to my village. Her teeth were like tiny white knifes. Her dress was plain and black, made of silk and satin and worth two diamonds. She was only there for a moment but it felt like much longer.
Fact of the day: One Brazilian island has so many venomous snakes that the government banned visitors.
Joke of the day: A red ship collided with a blue ship. All the sailors were marooned.
Riddle of the day: Which word in the dictionary is spelt incorrectly?
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